One of the peculiar facets of Internet job boards is that you receive interest from around the world. That fact has its good and its bad. This would be the bad side of it:

Meanwhile I am highly & hugely trying at my best efforts to post for this vacancy with heavily long-desired rayhopes that based on my supreme graymatters plusing with my well-accumulated experiences in working for several foreign-based firms as well as projects, & I have accrued a lot of skills or so specialization in various matters & manners…I make risks to submit for the aforesaid post with long-desired hopes that you will see through my sensitively & briliantly particular status quos, & I deplore you all to give me a chance to work for your corporation.

I haven’t sorted out if this is a hoax, a promo for an email client or a legitimate response. After rereading all of it, I think it is a bad promo. One thing I do know, the communication level for the position we are sourcing requires a higher level than this cover letter shows.

“Supreme graymatters” is most excellent though.

Posted By Derrick Moe | Anecdotes | | Comments(0)