How Candidates Interpret Job Ads

Ok, this is a bit dated, but still funny: “COMPETITIVE SALARY” (We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.) “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM” (We have no time to train you.) “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” (We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.) “MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED” (You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.) “SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED” (Some time each night and some time each weekend.) “DUTIES WILL VARY” (Anyone in the office can boss you around.) “MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL” (We have no quality control.) “CAREER-MINDED” (Female applicants must be childless and remain… Read More

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