I’m having more fun today digging through online resumes and came across this intro to a cover letter:
SPECIAL NOTICE:I ONLY accept 1099/C2C/Freelance Web Development assignments. No other offers of any sort or job description will be considered beyond what is stated below. Anything else will be considered SPAM and dealt with accordingly, up to and including reporting the offender to proper authorities.
I’ve never seen anything of this sort in my lifetime. Nothing like indirectly threatening potential customers/employers!