{"id":757,"date":"2007-03-16T15:01:20","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T20:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/03\/the-barf-factor\/"},"modified":"2007-03-16T15:01:55","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T20:01:55","slug":"the-barf-factor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/03\/the-barf-factor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Barf Factor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started laughing out loud when I read this title for an article in <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.salesvault.com\/closer.htm#tip2\">Sales Vault&#8217;s weekly newsletter<\/a>.  I just got off the phone with a persistent telemarketer who did it to me.  So what is this &#8220;Barf Factor?&#8221;  The author, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kelleyrobertson.com\/\">Kelly Roberston<\/a>, describes it as:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Too many sales people mistakenly believe that they should open their conversation with a background and history of their company.  Or, a complete description of their products, services, or solutions.  It&#8217;s seems like they can&#8217;t control what comes out of their mouth once they open it.  They puke.  They barf.  They spew all over themselves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Exactly what the telemarketer had just done to me.  I am not a prospect for the product he was pitching but it didn&#8217;t matter.  He wasted 2-3 minutes going through a canned speech only to hear me say no thanks, I just purchased a competitor&#8217;s item.<\/p>\n<p>But enough about the telemarketer &#8211; what tips can you provide your salespeople so they don&#8217;t &#8220;barf&#8221; on their prospects and customers?  Here is the criteria Kelly suggests you use along with an example script:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It focuses on the other person.<\/li>\n<li>It conveys how you help your clients &amp; customers.<\/li>\n<li>It is easy to understand.<\/li>\n<li>It does not contain an excess of adverbs or adjectives.<\/li>\n<li>It intrigues the other person.<\/li>\n<li>It must be delivered in a conversational tone.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>Mr. Adams, I&#8217;m Pat from Geeks R Us.  We specialize in helping small businesses like yours fix computer problems.  The reason I&#8217;m calling is to see if you have ever experienced computer problems, and if so, how have they affected your business?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The example is not perfectly constructed, but it is better than what I just experienced.  Too bad I didn&#8217;t have the telemarketer&#8217;s email address to send him this article &#8211; it could have saved him the 3 minutes he spewed on me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started laughing out loud when I read this title for an article in Sales Vault&#8217;s weekly newsletter. I just got off the phone with a persistent telemarketer who did it to me. So what is this &#8220;Barf Factor?&#8221; The author, Kelly Roberston, describes it as: Too many sales people mistakenly believe that they should open their conversation with a background and history of their company. Or, a complete description of their products, services, or solutions. It&#8217;s seems like they can&#8217;t control what comes out of their mouth once they open it. They puke. They barf. They spew all over themselves. Exactly what the telemarketer had just done to me.&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/03\/the-barf-factor\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-cd","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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