{"id":624,"date":"2007-02-01T12:08:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T18:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/02\/resumes-my-weakness\/"},"modified":"2007-02-01T12:08:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T18:08:32","slug":"resumes-my-weakness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/02\/resumes-my-weakness\/","title":{"rendered":"Resumes &#8211; My Weakness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Davis at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.recruiting.com\/resume_hell\" target=\"_blank\">Recruiting.com<\/a> points us to <a href=\"http:\/\/resumehell.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Resume Hell<\/a>. I have a real weakness for poorly-worded resumes and cover letters. This site offers some entertaining quips. For example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;interests and hobbies<br \/>\nnone at present&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or maybe this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Hobbies<br \/>\nI enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One final one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Hobbies&#8230;Liposuction&#8230;&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you enjoy these items, check out the site &#8211; I guarantee you will laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Davis at Recruiting.com points us to Resume Hell. I have a real weakness for poorly-worded resumes and cover letters. This site offers some entertaining quips. For example: &#8220;interests and hobbies none at present&#8221; Or maybe this one: &#8220;Hobbies I enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians&#8221; One final one: &#8220;Hobbies&#8230;Liposuction&#8230;&#8221; If you enjoy these items, check out the site &#8211; I guarantee you will laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-a4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->