{"id":600,"date":"2007-01-24T10:39:58","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T16:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/01\/from-the-resume-pile\/"},"modified":"2007-01-24T10:39:17","modified_gmt":"2007-01-24T16:39:17","slug":"from-the-resume-pile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/01\/from-the-resume-pile\/","title":{"rendered":"From The Resume Pile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the abbreviation I would have chosen in the title:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Legal Ass. needs work cheap. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the abbreviation I would have chosen in the title: Legal Ass. needs work cheap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anecdotes","category-resumes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-9G","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1665,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/07\/i-may-know-this-person\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":0},"title":"I May Know This Person","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"July 17, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From the title of a resume posted online: receptionist,homemaker,health aide,sales ass,youth counselor,or daycare aide I know I have worked with many a sales ass.\u00a0 In the resume, this person lists a job from years ago in which they worked the retail cash register at a drug store.\u00a0 I particularly enjoyed\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1559,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/05\/fun-from-the-resume-pile\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":1},"title":"Fun From The Resume Pile","author":"Eric Ramberg","date":"May 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From the outstanding resume file - a resume I received yesterday for a Project Manager position: Personal Attributes I am highly enthusiastic, hard working, opinionated and motivated to work under my own initiative or as part of a team. 1. I have extensive practical experience of fault-finding\u2026 Which explains why\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":198,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2006\/07\/email-subject-lines-that-hurt\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":2},"title":"Email Subject Lines That Hurt","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"July 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I thought I would start your Monday with some levity. This is from the general resume pile and is serious, from what I can tell: I am the GREATEST Tele Sales GURU on the planet. Again, some times you do not need an assessment.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1691,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/08\/watch-the-writing\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":3},"title":"Watch The Writing","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"August 7, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I would not hire a single salesperson without first seeing a writing sample of some sort from them.\u00a0 The information age has made writing a priority skill in communicating with prospects. This cover letter sentence makes me lose my faith in proofreading: I relocated down south due to my wifes\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1704,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/08\/funny-resume-title\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":4},"title":"Funny Resume Title","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"August 12, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I had to share this one: Offshore Employee - No Accent. Excellent.\u00a0 Memorable.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1449,"url":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/03\/not-so-confidential\/","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":5},"title":"Not So Confidential","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"March 3, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I got a kick out of this - I'm looking through resumes online and I came across one that was listed as confidential.\u00a0 Candidates put a title to their resume that often says \"Experienced Sales Professional\" or something of that sort.\u00a0 The candidate can then hide their personal contact information\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->