The email covers are like Clark Griswold’s Jelly of the Month Club membership – they are the gift that keeps on giving. Scanning through recent resumes led me to this cover email statement:<\/p>\n
I currently am the best sale personality i have ever met. However i’m not loving my postion right now. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I think this was supposed to be a joke. At least I hope so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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