{"id":2430,"date":"2010-09-20T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2010\/09\/hypnotizing-the-hiring-manager\/"},"modified":"2010-09-20T13:50:14","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T18:50:14","slug":"hypnotizing-the-hiring-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2010\/09\/hypnotizing-the-hiring-manager\/","title":{"rendered":"Hypnotizing The Hiring Manager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just caught up to this email from CareerBuilder.com regarding anecdotal stories from hiring managers.\u00a0 These types of stories come out frequently and, honestly, I never get tired of them.\u00a0 Here is the bulleted list:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When asked for the most memorable missteps they encountered when going through resumes, human resource managers and hiring managers reported the following:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate put God down as a reference (no phone number).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate listed her hobby as alligator watching.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate claimed to be a direct descendant of the Vikings.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate\u2019s email address had \u201clovesbeer\u201d in it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate listed \u201cMaster of Time and Universe\u201d under his experience.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate started off the application with &#8220;Do you want a tiger?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate specifically pointed out that he was not a gypsy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate\u2019s condition for accepting the position was being allowed to bring his pet monkey to the workplace.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate pointed out, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have your job in five years.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate sent a 24-page resume for a 5-year career.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate put a picture of her cat on top of her resume.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate declared himself the LeBron James of table games.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Candidate sent a video trying to hypnotize the HR manager into hiring him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That last one is excellent\u2026I\u2019m still laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just caught up to this email from CareerBuilder.com regarding anecdotal stories from hiring managers.\u00a0 These types of stories come out frequently and, honestly, I never get tired of them.\u00a0 Here is the bulleted list: When asked for the most memorable missteps they encountered when going through resumes, human resource managers and hiring managers reported the following: \u2022 Candidate put God down as a reference (no phone number). \u2022 Candidate listed her hobby as alligator watching. \u2022 Candidate claimed to be a direct descendant of the Vikings. \u2022 Candidate\u2019s email address had \u201clovesbeer\u201d in it. \u2022 Candidate listed \u201cMaster of Time and Universe\u201d under his experience. \u2022 Candidate started off&hellip; 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