{"id":2089,"date":"2009-08-11T14:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2009\/08\/odd-hold\/"},"modified":"2009-08-11T14:34:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:34:53","slug":"odd-hold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2009\/08\/odd-hold\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Hold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m on hold this past week with my website hosting company with some questions about our account.\u00a0 I have a somewhat complex question\/request for them which requires the customer service rep to put me on hold to obviously research it.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t mind being put on hold as I am ever hopeful they come back with the solution.\u00a0 However, I was a bit shocked by the hold music when she put me on hold the first time.<\/p>\n<p>The song was Another One Bites the Dust.<\/p>\n<p>I kept waiting for the dial tone as surely she was preparing to hang up on me.\u00a0 I was relieved when she returned.\u00a0 I explained my question further at which point I was put on hold a second time.<\/p>\n<p>I found myself thrust into the middle of Puff the Magic Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>How bizarre.\u00a0 Oh, and I didn\u2019t get my question solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m on hold this past week with my website hosting company with some questions about our account.\u00a0 I have a somewhat complex question\/request for them which requires the customer service rep to put me on hold to obviously research it. I don\u2019t mind being put on hold as I am ever hopeful they come back with the solution.\u00a0 However, I was a bit shocked by the hold music when she put me on hold the first time. The song was Another One Bites the Dust. I kept waiting for the dial tone as surely she was preparing to hang up on me.\u00a0 I was relieved when she returned.\u00a0 I explained&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2009\/08\/odd-hold\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,14],"tags":[1128,287,1126,1382],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-xH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2090,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions\/2090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->