Its Monday and it seems like we need a bit of levity to ease back in to the work week. Nothing like general resume cover letters to lighten the mood. I actually enjoyed this person’s resume – it was eye-catching in its uniqueness.<\/p>\n
Then I read this:<\/p>\n
If your company isn’t willing to offer a job with a BASE salary of at least $30,000 then please do not consider me a candidate. I searched the job market 2 years ago for a brief time before I began running my own business on a full time basis and discovered there are a lot of “Bull Crap” jobs out there (i.e. selling staplers door to door) so if you have those kinds of jobs, save us both the hassle please… About me: I am who I am, silly and goofy with a ton of energy and smiles to fill a room.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Bull crap” is a tough sell even for candidates whose smiles fill a room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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