{"id":1190,"date":"2007-09-17T17:50:52","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T22:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/09\/im-it\/"},"modified":"2007-11-05T10:21:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T15:21:43","slug":"im-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/09\/im-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I have been delinquent in responding to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.salesopedia.com\/?p=328\">Clayton from Salesopedia and his tag<\/a> of me. Apparently I have to share 8 little known things about me. I&#8217;ll give it a try:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I am a twin. I have a &#8220;younger&#8221; sister &#8211; I was born 3 min. before her. Still counts.<\/li>\n<li>Although I live in Minnesota, I was born in Ann Arbor, MI and bleed Maize and Blue. I only lived there the first 5 years of my life, but it had a huge impact on me no matter what the Rock Star says.<\/li>\n<li>I met my wife at work. I was in sales and she was in marketing. We worked together for 6 months before we found out that we were both ferret owners. I had a male ferret named Otto and she had a female ferret named Emily.<\/li>\n<li>There is no sport I enjoy more than hockey. It is simply the coolest game on Earth.<\/li>\n<li>I have a weakness for reality shows. <strike>Even <em>So You Think You Can Dance<\/em><\/strike>. Definitely TMI.<\/li>\n<li>I have a desire to be a coffee barrista at Dunn Bros. Irrational, maybe, but truly a passion of mine.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a dog guy &#8211; can&#8217;t stand cats. I may get flamed over this, but I had to share it.<\/li>\n<li>I once took a yoga class in college to basically meet some cute gals. At the end of the class, we would stand in a circle as the teacher dismissed us. One time I sat too long with my legs crossed and both legs fell asleep. I was right next to a female student I was hoping to impress. I tried to stand up but kept falling down like a French prizefighter. The entire class stared at me as they tried to suppress their laughter. After multiple attempts, I finally stood there like a newborn deer &#8211; teetering on my asleep legs as the teacher quickly dismissed us. The gal next to me did not appear to be impressed. In any way. Ever.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I have been delinquent in responding to Clayton from Salesopedia and his tag of me. Apparently I have to share 8 little known things about me. I&#8217;ll give it a try: I am a twin. I have a &#8220;younger&#8221; sister &#8211; I was born 3 min. before her. Still counts. Although I live in Minnesota, I was born in Ann Arbor, MI and bleed Maize and Blue. I only lived there the first 5 years of my life, but it had a huge impact on me no matter what the Rock Star says. I met my wife at work. I was in sales and she was in marketing. 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