I May Know This Person

From the title of a resume posted online: receptionist,homemaker,health aide,sales ass,youth counselor,or daycare aide I know I have worked with many a sales ass.  In the resume, this person lists a job from years ago in which they worked the retail cash register at a drug store.  I particularly enjoyed their description of that work: SALES ASSOCIATE:RECEIVE CASH FROM CUSTOMRES IN PAYMENT FOR GOODS.PROCESS SALES TRANSCATIONS AND ISSUE RECEIPTS. “Issue receipts” just kills me.

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Time And Title

I’m digging around the resume pile again and came across a title that I actually enjoyed (slightly edited by me): Sales Pro Seeking New Dragons To Slay I know, it is a bit quirky, but it stands out which is important in it’s own right.  I opened up the resume to look at the details inside and found this piece of information under the Education section (redacted by me): _________ University 1986-2001 Liberal Arts So much for the good title.

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A Red Flag Job Title

I came across a sales resume this morning that listed this title for the person’s current sales position: Bid Writer Every siren at Select Metrix simultaneously went off on that one.  If you are in sales and this is your title, change it on your resume.  This title reads of someone who simply responds to Request For Proposals (RFP).  Yet, this salesperson describes himself as a “High Performance Salesperson.”

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A Memorable Resume Title

I’ve been mining through a major job board resume database looking for a specific type of salesperson this morning which is tedious work.  The “detailed” view includes very little information about the person.  The one item that does stand out is the resume title.  Most are boring and forgettable. However, I did find this one rather clever: “Dry Behind The Ears” Sales Pro That is a good approach to get noticed from a long list. In a separate resume, the person appears to have mistyped.  Well, at least I think he mistyped.  His desired salary is $801,000.  I have a feeling that number is going to keep him out of… Read More

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