{"id":2331,"date":"2010-05-07T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2010\/05\/communicate-they-do-not\/"},"modified":"2010-05-07T12:38:43","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T17:38:43","slug":"communicate-they-do-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2010\/05\/communicate-they-do-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Communicate They Do Not"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my favorite anecdotal websites is Killian Advertising\u2019s Cover Letters From Hell<\/a>.\u00a0 I promise you will laugh so check it out.\u00a0 In the meantime, here is a sample of the some \u201cunique\u201d writing:<\/p>\n

\u201cIt is my desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter to the consuming public in.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for work because even though my company was profitable last year, this year they are expecting a large defecate.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA flaw that I must point out because it even bothers me is that I am impatient. I hate waiting, but then again who does?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One of my favorite anecdotal websites is Killian Advertising\u2019s Cover Letters From Hell.\u00a0 I promise you will laugh so check it out.\u00a0 In the meantime, here is a sample of the some \u201cunique\u201d writing: \u201cIt is my desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter to the consuming public in.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m looking for work because even though my company was profitable last year, this year they are expecting a large defecate.\u201d \u201cA flaw that I must point out because it even bothers me is that I am impatient. I hate waiting, but then again who does?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,13,3],"tags":[1757,1575,122,890,1574],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-BB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2332,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}