{"id":1673,"date":"2008-07-23T07:50:08","date_gmt":"2008-07-23T12:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/07\/dictionaries-save-cover-letters\/"},"modified":"2008-07-22T14:20:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T19:20:34","slug":"dictionaries-save-cover-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/07\/dictionaries-save-cover-letters\/","title":{"rendered":"Dictionaries Save Cover Letters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.killianadvertising.com\/NL29\/\">Killian&#8217;s Cover Letters from Hell<\/a> are out again with some highly entertaining fare.\u00a0 This one does it for me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m looking for work because even though my company was profitable last year, this year they are expecting a large defecate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Killian&#8217;s Cover Letters from Hell are out again with some highly entertaining fare.\u00a0 This one does it for me: I\u2019m looking for work because even though my company was profitable last year, this year they are expecting a large defecate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[119,890,889],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-qZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1673"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->