From the title of a resume posted online:<\/p>\n
receptionist,homemaker,health aide,sales ass,youth counselor,or daycare aide<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I know I have worked with many a sales ass.\u00a0 In the resume, this person lists a job from years ago in which they worked the retail cash register at a drug store.\u00a0 I particularly enjoyed their description of that work:<\/p>\n
SALES ASSOCIATE:RECEIVE CASH FROM CUSTOMRES IN PAYMENT FOR GOODS.PROCESS SALES TRANSCATIONS AND ISSUE RECEIPTS.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Issue receipts” just kills me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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