{"id":1537,"date":"2008-04-26T09:40:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T14:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/relocate-me\/"},"modified":"2008-04-26T09:37:05","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T14:37:05","slug":"relocate-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/relocate-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Relocate Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/relocate-this\/\">This post was no joke on April 1.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I give you my backyard this morning:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.selectmetrix.com\/images\/Posts\/RelocateMe_852B\/April26Backyard.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"244\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.selectmetrix.com\/images\/Posts\/RelocateMe_852B\/April26Backyard_thumb.jpg?resize=244%2C184\" alt=\"April 26 Backyard\" height=\"184\" style=\"border: 0px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Add to that 31 degrees and you may understand the overall somber mood up here.\u00a0 Last weekend was sunny and 75 degrees.\u00a0 One thing about living in Minnesota, we love to <strike>whine<\/strike> talk about the weather.<\/p>\n<p>Now, perhaps, you understand why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post was no joke on April 1. I give you my backyard this morning: Add to that 31 degrees and you may understand the overall somber mood up here.\u00a0 Last weekend was sunny and 75 degrees.\u00a0 One thing about living in Minnesota, we love to whine talk about the weather. Now, perhaps, you understand why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[480,168,101],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-oN","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->