{"id":1526,"date":"2008-04-22T10:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/cover-letter-comedy\/"},"modified":"2008-04-22T09:59:17","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T14:59:17","slug":"cover-letter-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/cover-letter-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cover Letter Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Killian Newsletter is out which means another fabulous installment of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.killianadvertising.com\/NL28\/index.html\">Cover Letters From Hell<\/a>.\u00a0 This edition features some dandies:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;take this full of life, creative, fun, hardworking, quick learner, hands-on, intelligent, good looking, individually and help him by giving him the best possible experience, so he can continue the legacy of provided high level, knock your socks off advertising.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s why one should have important letters read \u2013 out loud \u2013 by someone else.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve always had food-industry clients, and yes, we talk about food a lot, but we&#8217;ve never before been ordered to actually <em>be<\/em> food:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; being a member of the (name withheld) Organization, and, braise yourselves, even participating in a folk dance ensemble for the last 14 years.<\/p>\n<p>Please except this statement and resume as a good sign that I am interested.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, making it easy to decide on whether or not to meet with me. Given that I will go on&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, you&#8217;ve made it easy.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You guys are different. You guys small.<\/p>\n<p>I am an &#8220;out of the box&#8221; thinker.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230; who avoids clich\u00e9s?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.killianadvertising.com\/NL28\/index.html\">Read the entire thing.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Killian Newsletter is out which means another fabulous installment of Cover Letters From Hell.\u00a0 This edition features some dandies: &#8230;take this full of life, creative, fun, hardworking, quick learner, hands-on, intelligent, good looking, individually and help him by giving him the best possible experience, so he can continue the legacy of provided high level, knock your socks off advertising. That&#8217;s why one should have important letters read \u2013 out loud \u2013 by someone else. We&#8217;ve always had food-industry clients, and yes, we talk about food a lot, but we&#8217;ve never before been ordered to actually be food: &#8230; being a member of the (name withheld) Organization, and, braise yourselves,&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/04\/cover-letter-comedy\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[123,122,564],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-oC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->