{"id":1392,"date":"2008-01-25T14:30:41","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T20:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/01\/a-cover-letter-with-odd-confidence\/"},"modified":"2008-01-25T14:30:21","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T20:30:21","slug":"a-cover-letter-with-odd-confidence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/01\/a-cover-letter-with-odd-confidence\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cover Letter With Odd Confidence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This excerpt is from the cover letter of a salesperson:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Telemarketing There is no better.<\/p>\n<p>willing to work Short Term, Long Term, Temp. Commision, depending on rate of pay.<\/p>\n<p>Currently i am working a sales job, however, i do not like it, although i am very good, great at it I am only making $7 an hour.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This excerpt is from the cover letter of a salesperson: Telemarketing There is no better. willing to work Short Term, Long Term, Temp. Commision, depending on rate of pay. Currently i am working a sales job, however, i do not like it, although i am very good, great at it I am only making $7 an hour. Pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,13,3],"tags":[122,83],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anecdotes","category-resumes","category-sales","tag-cover-letter","tag-hiring-anecdote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Oho-ms","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2565,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2015\/04\/the-lost-art-of-writing\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":0},"title":"The Lost Art Of Writing","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"April 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"No doubt we live in a technology-based world driven by expedited activities, from instant text messages to YouTube videos on demand.\u00a0 Communication moves fast. One area I believe it hurts is applying for sales positions.\u00a0 I realize an ever-increasing amount of opportunities are found, shared and contacted through LinkedIn, but\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Communication&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Communication","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/communication\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1696,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/08\/cover-letter-comedy-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":1},"title":"Cover Letter Comedy","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"August 7, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm all for standing out, but this line at the beginning of a cover letter is a swing and a miss. If you can get me excited about your business, I\u2019ll bring the magic. I'd settle for a sales rep who brings the qualifying.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1781,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2008\/11\/cover-email\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":2},"title":"Cover Email?","author":"Lee Fratzke","date":"November 12, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"We are sourcing for a sales position and are running some ads in different locations.\u00a0 I received an email from a candidate that listed the title of the ad in the subject line - good move. But this is all that was in the body of the email: Would like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":743,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2007\/03\/cover-letter-confidence\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":3},"title":"Cover Letter Confidence","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"March 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"It seems early this first Monday of daylight saving time so I thought we would start with some levity. From the email cover pile: I am THE sales SUPERMAN I am willing to relocate, I am your new Head Salesman. I put up big numbers... Really, what can I add\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Resumes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Resumes","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/resumes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":509,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2006\/12\/how-not-to-open-your-cover-letter\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":4},"title":"How NOT To Open Your Cover Letter","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"December 18, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"To Whom it may concern: I would like to have a great job without being layed off! Seriously, that is how the cover letter opened. And from the title on another resume: Professional Job-Seeker Not the type of title that inspires a long-term employment relationship.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Hiring&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Hiring","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2331,"url":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/2010\/05\/communicate-they-do-not\/","url_meta":{"origin":1392,"position":5},"title":"Communicate They Do Not","author":"Derrick Moe","date":"May 7, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"One of my favorite anecdotal websites is Killian Advertising\u2019s Cover Letters From Hell.\u00a0 I promise you will laugh so check it out.\u00a0 In the meantime, here is a sample of the some \u201cunique\u201d writing: \u201cIt is my desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter to the consuming\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anecdotes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anecdotes","link":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/category\/hiring\/anecdotes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/selectmetrix.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->