From the title of a resume posted online:

receptionist,homemaker,health aide,sales ass,youth counselor,or daycare aide

I know I have worked with many a sales ass.  In the resume, this person lists a job from years ago in which they worked the retail cash register at a drug store.  I particularly enjoyed their description of that work:

SALES ASSOCIATE:RECEIVE CASH FROM CUSTOMRES IN PAYMENT FOR GOODS.PROCESS SALES TRANSCATIONS AND ISSUE RECEIPTS.

“Issue receipts” just kills me.

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