From the title of a resume posted online:
receptionist,homemaker,health aide,sales ass,youth counselor,or daycare aide
I know I have worked with many a sales ass. In the resume, this person lists a job from years ago in which they worked the retail cash register at a drug store. I particularly enjoyed their description of that work:
SALES ASSOCIATE:RECEIVE CASH FROM CUSTOMRES IN PAYMENT FOR GOODS.PROCESS SALES TRANSCATIONS AND ISSUE RECEIPTS.
“Issue receipts” just kills me.