Especially when you can simply look at someone’s shoes.  This Yahoo News story has to be an April Fool’s joke:

Mindset Media, a media company that examines personality traits of different consumers, found that people who buy more than three pairs of sneakers a year are 61 percent more likely to have the qualities of a modern leader.

These qualities were defined as having ideas and vision, and a style with others that is both inclusive and decisive.

The survey of 7,500 people, using market research group Nielsen’s online panel, found multi-sneaker buyers were 50 percent more likely to be very assertive and 47 percent more likely to be spontaneous.

It gets worse better:

Hybrid car owners were found to be 78 percent more likely to be highly creative than other people and less dogmatic.

This has to be a prank.

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