From a cover email I just received in response to an ad for a regional sales manager:
Hi, Lee. I am _____. I live in __, however, I am international, or regional, or national, or whatever the job calls for.
It gets worse. The candidate worked in a collection-type role and included 2 pages of collections (amounts, dates, commission, payment type). He included the first and last names of the people from which he collected the late payments.