You know, I have had fourth quarters where I was tanking on my commission plan.  Yet, I never thought of this idea to make up for it:

A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff’s spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

Fantastic.  My favorite line from the article is the last one:

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

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